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"benjrblant" (benjblant) 04/08/2019 at 14:15 • Filed to: shitpost

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:18

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Is this a free-range shitpost tho?

benjrblant > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/08/2019 at 14:19

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the box clearly says vegan.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:21

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Are you telling me that I paid extra for free range carrots at my local farmers market all for nothing?!

Chariotoflove > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:22

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Also organic.

#chemistrylyfe

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:23

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Free vegans with every purchase? Hmmmm

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/08/2019 at 14:24

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Hey, hipsters will always pay extra for something so underground

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/08/2019 at 14:29

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benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2019 at 14:40

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those are also gluten free.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:43

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glut en-free free vegans?!?!?!?

ttyymmnn > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 14:48

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 15:03

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They took all the fun out of whatever this is.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2019 at 15:03

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It’s like marking maple syrup “organic”.

benjrblant > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/08/2019 at 15:15

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syrup from trees that have been fertilized with a chemical fertilizer or treated with chemical pesticides do not qualify as organic. so, no. not all maple syrup is organic.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 15:17

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... people fertilize their trees with chemical fertilizers and apply pesticides to them?

benjrblant > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/08/2019 at 15:18

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yes, particularly when you have many thousands of them and you need them to grow and not die because your income depends on it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > benjrblant 04/08/2019 at 15:26

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Except they grow wild and fertilizer doesn’t make them produce any more. They’re a native tree that doesn’t even need to be watered . They naturally grow in stands together and they’re sensitive to pollution. The only thing you could possibly do for them is very periodically apply garden lime to raise the pH of the soil.

The actual difference is that one went through the process to get certified and the other didn’t...